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So, my room is kind of.. jam packed with posters. If you count all the Arashi things on my wall, I have 90+
Count other groups, I have 23+ put together. Sooo, of those 23+, minus 3 because I got really lazy after climbing all over my furniture to take down the posters to make room for some new Arashi ones I got XD (shrineeeeeee <3)... as I was saying, of those 23+ well.. I'm giving them away!!!
There's a few that haven't even touched a wall (I think I was saving them for a rainy day 8D) But practically all of them have tape on them.
For the sake of my mental health I didn't attempt to ever take the tape off of them, because well they're paper and my heart breaks a little whenever I see a tear in a poster. And some of them do... you can imagine the level of my heartbreak.
It's not like a humongo rip that makes the poster useless, it's more like a baby rip.
But anyway, thats why I'm not charging for them (and I mean.. posters are posters XD).

That being said... HEREEE WE GO!
Some of the pictures have a picture next to them. That just means that those pictures are on the other side. Some of them have other pictures next to them because it just has the Johnny's boys holding up jewelry and stuff on the back and I didn't think it was worth taking a picture of since no one buys a magazine for the OMGZ POSTER OF THE BOYS HOLDING JEWELRY KYAAAA~! ...no :D

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^ From the time of their 1st calendar

2.

^ From calendar time. It actually has the order form still on it. It's behind it though XD *gushes over how tiny Ryutaro is*

3.

^ during their first tour I believe.


4. GIVEN AWAY

^ they're life size. chi's neck is huge XD

5. GIVEN AWAY

^ RHUN, RHUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN. RHUN FROM YUTO THE TITAN!  legit.. i'm scared of that kid.

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^ THE RIP DX *cries*

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^ now these are old. check out Takaki's hair.

9.GIVEN AWAY


^ I happen to really like these, theyr're really artistic shots. Esspecially the HS7 one. you don't see shots like those in every magazine ;]

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^ the tape... :[

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^ TWO FOR ONE to the brave soul who wants to take them apart... they're taped together. and for my own sanity.. I don't wanna take them apart DX gomennnn

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^ ANOTHER TWO FOR ONEEE 

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19.GIVEN AWAY



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^ srsly these posters are huge. I'm not kidding around, look at them compared to my table. They're huge.

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25.GIVEN AWAY

I really am actually pretty excited for the release of My Chemical Romance's new album.
Their first album in 2 years.
My friend adn I were reading the article in Rolling Stone and my reaction was "2 YEARS?! WHAT HAVE THEY BEEN DOING IN 2 YEARS?!"  My friends response was marraige, kids, the frontman GErard started writing comic books.
My response was... Arashi can manage a music career, interviews, photoshoots, dramas/movies, and tour, and still manage to have a personal life. Ohno didn't take 2 years off just do his own side project and then have his exhibition. So, really, what MCR's excuse?

I've been spoiled by Arashi haven't I? XD

Of course though MCR holds a very dear place in my heart. Kind of hard to put my finger on why. They represent a time in my life where I felt lower than low 99.9% of the time and did and felt somethings that no 14-15-16 year old should feel.
'Course after Black Parade I was like... what is this?, because I liked the 'old stuff better' (Arashi's old stuff is just as amazing as their new stuff.... spoiled again XD)
I'll fight to the death on the fact that they stil could have had a music career and their own lives but I'm not going to get into that.
I could even go to the old people home/Target and have a full blown debate about it with the 2nd guitar player Frank Iero (yeah they live unbearablely close).


^ farest to the left, try seeing that walking around your town. sheesh.

But, I'm actually excited for it. I could say I miss them... kind of. I'm not sure what I miss about them that Arashi can't possibly do for me but I think it's just the fact that their music is nostalgic for me now. Like that one band you used to listen to everyday and you juts grew out of them, but then you see they're coming to a city near you and you can't stop yourself from wanting to buy the tickets. Because you can still sing every single song and follow the guitar riffs and drum solo.
I actually used to like the 1t guitar player, Ray Toro. I thought he was the best, and I did like him for his looks. I mean I thought he was HOT. Not syaing he isn't but...

Let's just say... that this man



Doesn't really compare to this


Oh... delicious.

I mean really, no comparison.



NO.COMPARISON.

Even so though, I will be buying the new album, and going to the concert when they... come to a town by me *headdesk* Or just decide to drive 20 minutes to the PNC Bank Arts Center and have a concert XD
Whichever.
I might even make an ass out of myself and represent Arashi while I'm there.
Like the kids that still listen to them can take me on ;]

But yeah. XD Just thought I'd share... that rant.
How did it get into a Sho-love fest, no idea. Doesn't everything? ;]

So not everyone in Borders is a big dookie head XD
I emailed customer care last night and told them about what happened at my Borders (yeah I was that upset about the HYDF dvd thing xD) I expected more from Borders... I mean.. it's BORDERS!
So I emailed customer care and they emailed me back this:

 

Dear Jessica,

Thank you for contacting Borders Customer Care and making us aware of your concern.

I would like to apologize for your experience at our Borders in Riverdale. The situation you describe doesn't fit with the high levels of customer care that we train for and expect our employees to deliver, so we are concerned when we hear about this type of interaction at one of our stores.

I am forwarding your comments to the General Manager for the store and the District Manager for the area. It is our practice to pass on any feedback regarding customer experiences in our stores, such as the feedback you provided, to the GM and the DM. It is our belief that they are best equipped to address feedback from customers regarding experiences in their store(s). I am sure they will be grateful to receive your feedback so that they can rectify the situation.

Although these locations are rather distant from the Borders in Riverdale, the item should be available at the following locations:

Manhattan - Columbus Circle
212.823.9775 10 Columbus Circle
New York, NY 10019 - likely in store

Manhattan - Penn Plaza
212.244.1814 2 Penn Plaza
New York, NY 10121 - likely in store

Manhattan - Park Ave
212.980.6785 461 Park Avenue
New York, NY 10022 - likely in store

Please be sure to contact the store prior to visiting the location.

Again, thank you for taking the time to bring this matter to our attention. If there is anything else we can do for you, please let us know.

Sincerely,

Anna
Borders Customer Care



Let's hear it customer care!!! *que applause*
I'm happy I got an email back. I'm happy she spologized too XD
I don't wanna go all the way into Manhatten!!!!!!!!! *facepalm*
Hopefully Kino has it today.

 The Hana Yori Dango Final dvd came out... two days ago... now three since I'm posting this at an ungodly hour.
My local Borders was supposed to receive a shipment. Or at least thats what they told me.
Here's the story. I go in to my Borders as soon as I hear that the dvd is going to be released in America. I had seen it last summer in Japan and then on my plane going back to Japan in late July early June so I was extremely EXTREMELY excited for this. 
I go in, a lady that works there helps me with the computer. Telling me that if I order and reserve it here, it will come to the store and I will just have to pick it up and pay for it when it arrives. Fine, okay. 
So I do that with the lady there mind you. And I go today, two days after it comes out, two days after the dvd is supposed to be in store. Now I'm not doubting the power of "The" Jun Matsumoto, but lets just say HYDF really isn't in demand in Pompton Lakes/Riverdale NJ.
THATS WHY I ORDERED THE BLASTED THING. 
Anyway, I go into the store to see if it's there... which according to what the lady told me... it should be. 
My mom wants me to ask another worker just in case they didn't set it aside for me (my Borders is the WORST Borders in the Tri-State area. Don't go there.) 
So, I ask the lady, she goes...  "Spell that for me." 
I spell it.
"H-A-N-A... space.... yeah there's a space there Y- no Y-... yeah..."
It went on for about 30 minutes. We finally get it though and I was like "Maybe we should put 'Final'" after it.
No need since it should show up anyway.
It doesn't show up. 
They weren't even getting a shipment in.
No where around me is getting a shipment in.
Oh... I could have lost it. It was supposed to go to the store, but apparently not since they decided to change their policy during this order saying "You order it online, then pick it up in the store. WE PAY FOR SHIPPING 8D"
...The whole luxury of this was to get it IN the store and not make my mom use her credit card to pay for it online. My mom is a teacher and she doesn't work during summer, so money is tight, so I refrain from asking for just about anything Arashi related (if I can get it at Kinokuniya) and the like. The whole point was to not make her use her credit card. She of course wants to because she noticed how disgruntled I was at the whole thing. I'm thinking about just paying the overly priced amount at my Kinokuniya, but I honestly didn't want to spend about 50 bucks on a dvd I could have gotten for about 28 at Borders.
Uncool Borders. 
I thought you were uncool before for comparing Sho to Falco; but this is far worse. YOU MESSED WITH MY FANDOM _-_
I'm hoping my Barnes and Nobles isn't as lame.

i didn't post it but... yes i went to japan xD
i originally was gonna go from the 28th to the 4th but.. then my host family was like STAY UNTIL THE 6TH so i changed the date.
which really sucks because i was stressing my face off with how i can work around thier schedule.... guess.what.
I COULD HAVE STAYED FOR LIKE A MONTH IF I WANTED!!!!
but.... it's okay XD
ignore the typos, i'll fix them later, it's 2 in the morning now. ;] fixed ;]

so i arrive, and i am looking for my host mom in the airport. my host mom is like.... amazing. if you've ever met me, here's a comparison, she's EXACTLY like me only older. same with my host sister.. only younger.
so i don't see her in the airport when i walk out of the gate. so i'm like FML bc i plane was 30 minutes early.
so i head over to a paid phone, on the way i hear "JESS!" screamed and i'm like O_O; and i turn around... no sign of her... so i'm like... jetlag much?
so i head over to the phone and i call her. and she picks up 'moshi moshi' and i go "OKAASAN!!"  
...we sat there on the phone like
OKAASAN!!!
JESS!!!
OKAAASAAAAN!!!!
JESSSSS!!!!!!!!
for about 5 minutes until she was like " okay i'm in the airport!" and i was like.... DOKO YO?! and she said she'd find me so i hang up and i see her walking towards me.
i could have cried i was so happy to see her again. i cried when we landed in japan, it was like a breathe of fresh air and being there with my kachan was just the icing on the cake.
so we take about an hour train to ebisu, and she's like "lets get something to eat" so we go to this cute little cafe by atre, and sit and wait (suitcase and all xD)
i had no idea what we were waiting for, but i got used to not knowing what was going to happen last summer, so i go with the flow with them. after about 30 minutes my okaasan is like "OVER HEERE!" and i hear
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!...
in the middle
of
a
TINY
cafe

i was like O______________________O; and turned around to see my host sister running to me in her little sailor school uniform. omg i started crying, she was crying, we were both screaming and hugging each other, i thought the cafe was gonna blow up.. or kick us out.
even though japanese people can be like no touchy, thats not the case with my host fmaily.
i dont care what you preach about japanese people being distant, because my host family breaks that mold ten fold.
i should have said this in the beginning though. XD
so any remarks about how thats weird, japanese people aren't normally like that, you've only known them for a year that doesn't happen..
keep it to yourself ;]

ANYWAY
we eat these amazing fruit and yogurt mixtures and head home
i meet the dog
yada yada yada
i forget what we had for dinner XD

NEXT DAY
i head over to yotsuya where my old school was, one because i visited the school, two because a smbc (japanese bank) is there and i'm more comfortable going to that one than another one in ebisu.
so i cash my travellers checks and head over to my old school.
it's not a japanese school, it's a communications institute, bobby valentine went to it.
anyway.. there are the new afs kids there on foreign exchange sitting there looking at me like "who the efffffff" and i poke my head in and i see one of my old sensei's in the office and i'm like
"MASAKI-SENSEI!!!!!" (i know.. masaki xD)
and he looks up and he's like "UWAAA!!!!! NANI!! NANIII!!!!!"
and he jumps up and he's like "NANDE! NANDE?!" all happy XD and the kids are like... "what... the.... O_O;"
so he calls his dad overr, yamauchi-sensei and sensei was like "OMG JESS!!!" and they take me into a back room and i get tea (omg DX i hate that tea mannnn NO SWEETNESS i got used to it but omg DX it was worse than my moms lipton :/)
anyway, my one sensei sasaki-sensei walks by and she stops and she's like "JESS! OMG!! HISASHIBURI! YOU DYED YOUR HAIR!!!" (i'm a blonde now)
and i was like XD arigatou~~!
omg i was so happy to be there
long story short, i helped teach a class, they made me lecture the newbs about studying and then told me to come back tomorrow to meet my favorite sensei furue-sensei
she's awesome. she would incorporate arashi into the lesson just for me XD
they do this thing with pictures and you have to say the name, and what kind of nationality they are. she brought a picture of sho and i was like THAT ONES MINE, NO ONE DO THAT ONE.
;]

anyway i go home and spend time wiht my ka-chan
next day i head over to ici around lunch time and my favorite sensei was there and i was like OMG!!!!! and we were both soooo happy and surprised to see each other.
i love her O_O no joke
she's adorable
she actually studied in ny for awhile, don't ask me where, she never told me. but she was close enough to go to mitsuwa.
i swear if i ran into her, all of ny and nj would have known xD

anywho we go out for lunh, i got curry, it was really good, and we talked about last year and i told her all about nycc and karaoke, and she said how she missed my afs group because this new group is boring and quiet XD it made me love her more.

okay, then i went home and i went shopping and i got everything, crazy moon re, and other cds. i slowly wanna collect all of arashi's singles and albums, not le but re and stuff bc... le would be impossible XD

anyway next day i visit icu. i'll post pictures later.
the campus is beautiful. it's the college for me. i cried again being there. i'm a big crybaby xD
it's... amazing. there's not much to say about it though :/ i need pictures XD

http://www.icu.ac.jp/index_e.html
visit the site.

anyway, the next day.. i believe.. i hung out with nari!!! ;]
in asakusa.
and here's another longish story.
the place began with a 'k' and it was by ueno, my train was stopped to let people off and it was taking a long ass time to lose the doors.
and another train dropped people off.
i look up to watch the people (creepsta much)
and i see this boy that srsly looks about 20, i mean huge, built, wide shoulders and a broad chest. he was wearing a plaid trucker hat hiding his eyes (!!!) and a red sweater. he tilted his head up to see something, idk what, he was facing me, so.. if it was me he was looking at i'll probably collapse. anyway, i see the chin, the lips, the neck, the hair.. and i realize.. as he walked away....
that was yuto nakajima of hey! say! jump.
for those unfamiliar... he's this little sucker
(follow the link bc i can't get the picture on here)
http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii287/duane-chan/hey%20say%20jump/1_646296278l.jpg

DON'T BELIEVE THE CUTE FACE
HE LOOKS LIKE HE COULD KICK MY ASS AND EAT IT AFTERWARDS
HE'S HUGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii287/duane-chan/hey%20say%20jump/a9f945b0a95b47efcda1c82bb8e954ee123.jpg

im not joking. after seeing that coming off a train, i'm lucky i'm not still on it sitting there huddled in a corner screaming for sho.
anyway. nari and i go to a shrine... the smart smoke avoided me.
here's the story for that. it's incense believed to make you smarter *cough*... XD so we walk over and i breathe it in a little bit then the wind starts blowing it the other way. so we both move over to the other side and i was in the middle of the smoke.. and not getting any of it.
wanna guess way...
IT WAS GOING AROUND ME
the smoke was literally avoiding me. the SMART smoke was avoiding me.
so which nari says "you really are jaiba"

then i got badfortune.. ripped the paper by accident.
here's that story. you have to rock this case back and forth until you get a stick, you look at the number on the stick and go into a drawer with the number labeled on it. then you get a peice of paper in the drawer, and it reads good fortune or bad fortune. nari got good fortune, and jaiba got the bad fortune. so i was freaking about it, crumpled the paper because your suposed to fold it, so i crumpled it long ways, then i see that everyone else folded it nicely and tied it O_O;
whoops. so as i try to tie it, it rips.
so....
i'm screwed for life XD
we took pictures with cute girls, met an indie band (nari got the demo) went to the johnny's store, etc. it was a blast :]

ANYWAY i go home, tell my host sister about yuto. she confirms that yes that was yuto i saw, her best friend sees him everyday on her train home (lucky bitch) and she said. he's mean and has a bad character.

dissappointing. such a baby face.
BUT I BELIEVE IT! HE'S LOOKS LIKE HE COULD SUMMON THE POWERS OF THE UNIVERSE AND USE THE TOKYO TOWER AS A TOOTH PICK!!! (he does have big teeth, but that wasn't a joke at that xD that was for lack for nothing witty to say.)

i did visit tokyo tower also.
it was scary, they have the panels to walk on that are made of glass, omg... scary... SCARY my ka-chan made me do it DX
but what i thik is cool is, you can go to the tokyo tower at night. it lights up, but it's virtually dark inside, so you see all of tokyo lit up. *nudges future boyfriend* TAKE MEH

the rest of the days i lazed around and just hung out with my host family. basically bonding time. it was amazing, i wish i was back with them now.
<3

lovehim
lovehim
LOVEHIM
i love all his movies and i just watched his most recent. gran torino <3
came out about a year ago, watched the beginning of it in my sociology class, then my brother and i just watched it. FREAKING AMAZING. big tear jerker at the though. kind of like seven pounds.
ever seen that one?
i highly recommend it.
i think my love for clint eastwood and will smith combined could equal half of my love for sho. and that's a lot of love by it itself xD

seriously though, i have not the faintest idea of where these bloody flies in my house are coming from.
i hope sho gives them heart failure. or it, as of now theres a big fat one going around my head. idk if i smell baddd or goodddd all i know is that it's srsly asking for it.
good for nothing cats -_-
i mean i lvoe them, but their kind of like sleeping bears.... all the time...
i mean it's like, a sleeping ohno practically. once they go to sleep there's no hope.
my dog catches flies better than they do, she's a lab though and just ... bites them :| it's pretty gross when you're sitting there chilling and a big black lab comes out of no where like OMNOMNOM and bites a fly in mid air :|
i kind of regret killing that big nasty that was chilling on a roll of paper towels.

pretty much, my basement is the armpit of my house, my brother's room may be the bumhole, but my basement is definitely the armpit. so if you ever come over my house, no you may not come int the basement XD
i only go down here for the computer, and it's cluttered with japanese books and random papers all voer the desk, there's a jack o lantern of old halloween candy wrappers bc you can't spell jess with out lazy (cept you actually can :P) and of course the lamp is full of big nastys, i've named them all fred, freddie when i'm proud of them for eating an even big nasty. the little anti christs called house flies.

srsly. why did god make mosquitoes, house flies, and tics?
explain that to me and i'll be eternally grateful.
liz cleared it up ;] <3
(i hate frogs though, is tepped on one in japan and it like jumped on it, i freaked out and screamed)

there's ice cream in my hair. gross :]

If distressed is even the correct word to use.
I'm completely torn. I was set on the fact that I wasn't going to Japan and had numbed myself from the feeling of missing it.
It all changed today. I get an email from my host fmaily saying how much they miss me.
But the thing is, its kind of weird so bare with me...
I want to go see them, and they were happy:
'yay you're coming!!!! oh but you can only stay with us for a week'
thats fine, understandable but..-
'ohh right....we probably won't pick you up at the airport either'
didn't you just say you wanted to see me and that you miss me? last time i checked ... i don't know people go pick someone up at a foreign airport ESSPECIALLY SINCE I FORGET MY WAY TO SHINJUKU. get me to shinjuku and i'm good. Narita airport... not so much.
I hope you can see how I'm a little... um what? With this. If you want to see me, at least pick me up at the airport. I mean, I coupld probably find somewhere to stay otherwise, but I don't really prefer apartment hopping or sleeping on a street with my luggage in their house, to sleeping on a nice futon and maybe getting breakfast in the morning.
And I'd be out all day, they know that. I'm going to go visit my university, and visit my old school, visit the school I visited in Japan, basically live in the Ebisu Garden Place, etc.
I mean, I love my host fmaily with all my heart. I can't even describe it. But, it just seems kind of odd.... to only keep me there for a week, if I were to go for a full two weeks.
So, now I want to try to go to Japan... again... because those three words ripped my heart out and stomped it into the dirt. "We miss you!!!"

so.... ugh i don't know what i'm going to do anymore.

good new though. arashi's third ranking in the WORLD for most singles sold.
HELL YEAH XD

long time no see! how have you been? you look great!

it's been awhile hasn't it. well... it only seems that way because a lot has happened.
between my tonsils, this asshole messaging me back again (used to like him), and how 'i'm going to japan! oh wait no i can't! NO I AM YAYA!... no"
well here's the story on that. i'm truly sorry to those who i put through with the whole WHEEEE I'M GOING oh wait I'M SO SAD I CAN'T
well here it is.
i was hoping to go in august. my host family wants to go on holiday then. okay, so they told me try for early july.
i tried for that. they can only put me up for a week though.
now, who in their right minds goes on a 20 hour plane ride to stay at the other side of the world for a WEEK?
it takes atleast 3 days to get over the jetlag. and by that time you only have 4 days left to go gallivant all over tokyo.
i went through the possible options, maybe staying in an empty dorm at icu, asking my senseis to put me up for a night, asking a friend to put me up for a night or two, going to an extremely cheap hostel, staying in a box outside of jun's apartment. etc.
i came to the very hard but i feel the mature and responsible decision to not go. i don't have the money to stay in a hostel and support myself in tokyo for a week, nor do i have the language skills yet. basically i would rely on my host fmaily or giving me a place to lay my head, until i get into college that is. so, i regret to say, not going. oh well, not going to cry over it. sure i'm sad, who wouldn't be? it's JAPAN for cryin out loud, but i feel like everything happens for a reason, and something better will happen.
i'm going to try to get there in autumn/winter. maybe i can even get a concert ticket (yeah right).
until then though, i'm gonna be saving my money and studying hard.

off to work now. wish me luck getting the job i applied for later on.
<3

i'm siiiiiiiick DX but in 15 days i get these stupid little buggers out. (my tonsils that is xD)
don't you just hate people that get you mad, but youre too nice to make them upset at the fact that they made you upset so you elt it go, then it comes back to bite you in the ass and you totally take that person down.
yeha that happened to me.
she called ohno gross and it went down hill.
she thought she could win a fight with me... yeah that didn't happen either xD
WINNNNNNAAAAAAAAA
don't try to be all "i'm gonna be the adult in this situation" with me mannn XD i has experience.

srsly though soemone mail me jun so he can make me veggie soup.

my toe nail like ripped off during church. and i had to go out to get a bandaid. and i went out tog et one right after this lady made a humongo speech about leaving church for something at the appropiate time. i was like SHIIIIIT but hey i had to go get the nail thingy off and get a bandaid on it right.
...
i left the nail on the desk.
EWWWW XD
so i had to run out again and throw it out xD
chotto jaiba moment ne.

i want an itouch soo freakin bad, but i'm saving my money in case i need EMERGENCYARASHICONCERT money ;]
my birthday is in decmeber... but i totes want to go sing karaoke with aibakapeeeeeps.

you know what movie i rlly wanna see again.
yatterman.
that and hydf, but i'm too lazy to like sit at my computer and watch it XD

pffffffft i'm gonna stop typing and trailing on XD

i hate that everyones at bamboozle. BUT IT SUCKS FOR THEM BC IT'S RAINING AHAHAHAHAHHA :]
*chants MAOU MAOU MAOU* :]



edit: this made my day right here.
i showed my friend drew, the oppai volleyball video xD
his reaction you ask?

i have estelle stuck in my head ;]
i'm seriously ready to get really mad at kinokuniya.
just because... i didn't even ask them a question twice and they start going pms all over the place. like fool, i'm the customer, stfu.

i screamed myself hoarse because of that rumor :| about arashi 5 continent tour.
not cool.
not cool at all.

next week my friend comes from tn. woooh.

theres nothing exciting going on in my life :|
i need to find some mad crazy links yo xD bc youtube is a BIATCH

I GOTZ MY HAIR DYED
um...
i made some oreo pie :|
and i deleted kazuki finally :] i felt so.. liberated in a way :} *loser* but in all serioussness, i can finally move on, he doesn't have a hold over me anymore, it feels amazing :] now i can put all my focus on the 5 wonderful reasons i wake up every morning :]

WOOOOOW
FOOOOWWWWOOWOWO
OH MY OHMY
JESUS!
<3

i took my sats.
sucked, but i think i did okay.
i forgot to do a paper for english and now i'm in danger of failing.
fml.
and it's past my bed time XD fml even more XD

but i just watched the video emily made about the whole yatterpreince... yatter-experience XD and i started BAWLING my eyes out.
another fan meetup needs to happen. i miss everyone :[ and i want to see everyone before i go to japan for uni next year XD
my eyes hurt, my ears itchy, kino guys are being big fat bumholes.
AND the juniors/hey say jump are driving lucky man, one love, kaze no mukou e (not so much), etc IN. TO. THE. GROUND. into is one word but i felt the need to separate it for point making purposes. but not all of hay say jump, just yamada, yuto, and morimoto. but i love me some yamada so ..its okay, and he can actually carry the little LALA parts of kaze no mukou e like ninos and ohnos parts in teh beginning, even though he only does aiba at the end, but still okay. i was impressed. but they SLOW IT DOWN or maybe it's me and the fac tthat arashi isn't singning it that it sounds slower. and don't get me started on lucky man. OHHH MANNN. i mean i love the juniors, as of right now i know almost half of their names, but DO NOT ever let them sing arahsi again. for the sole reason that no one should sing arashi but arashi unless you're at karaoke, then it's okay, otherwise back off the arashi. i mean i give them props for the rap but... COME ON! camu cade was freakin CARRYING THEM everyone was like "fnsdlksnlds CAR!" NO STOP IT. UNLESS YOU'RE NAME IS SHO SAKURAI DON'T RAP ANY ARASHI SONG... don't rap at all. XD let me rephrase unless your name is sho sakurai or you are a part of m-flo DON'T RAP. or over the age of say... 19. because seeing some 14 year olds like "honeyyyy" no i feel liek a pedo, i want to smoosh them but that would be illegal. unless their name is chinen yuri then any touch i give or receive is never illegal. it's in teh fine print of any law. jess is allowed to touch and receive touch from chinen yuri no matter how old she is and no matter how old he is. i'm not lying, look that shit up. it works for sho too ;] so sho isn't the pedo in that situation xD no that'd i'd complain though
"no officer, i asked him to touch me"
oh boy. someone stop be and put me to bed before i carry on even more.
jaaaaaaaa XD i'll write more tomorrow.
GET YOUR SPIRIT FINGERS UP BBY.



whatchu gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside that runk. i'mma get get get get you drunk get you love drunk off AIBA'S BULDGE. THAT MAN IS PACKIN SOME SERIOUS HEAT PEOPLE.
...tmorrow... i will put their names... and pictures... to that song. NUMBAH ONE HIT ALBUM.
oh boy XD *throws brick at own head* OYASUMI!

French trip tomorrow! I get to eat French food all day! Going to the Culinary Institute of America. Supposidly I have to dress nice, but I'm just gonna go rock christmas colors and wear red heels with blue jeans and a bright green button sewater, now that says classy non ;]
It's... super cold right now. It was such a crap day today, I didn't even care. I slept for 30 minutes at the kid I babysit's house today, it's a new record for me. Do not hire me to babysit your children, i'm telling you now because.. well I dislike small children that scream they're heads off like "OMG MY BARBIE OMG MY POPTART I DID A POOPY JESS-I-KAAAA I NEED YOU TO GET THAT ROCKET I JUST LAUNCHED ONTO THE ROOF, LET ME SEE THE CHIMNEY!"
fuck. no. i despise children from the ages for 2-4. once past that, i'm good.
but yeah i had a reason two... ah, i sleep when i'm supposed to be watching them :] my downfall. i can't resist a comfy couch while wow wow wubbzy is going on in the background.
note to self: wow wow wubbzy is children crack, good stuff.

On the latest Utaban, it came to my keen attention that Sho has lost weight :|
NOT YTM AGAIN!!!!!! Poor thing got so skinny... I need my Sho healthy and hearty! If Sho was a take-home dinner he'd be Hearty Man. ...Nino would be Lean Cuisine *that sounds dirty XD* Aiba would be that kiddy think.. the one with the penguin.. you know with the nasty brownie you cook together with your chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs, it has Aiba written all over it.
Jun would be... Stouffers. Because Stouffers is delicious, just like Jun. If Jun was made into a take home dinner I'm almost positive it would sell like hot cakes. ...I'm almost positive it would be hot cakes...namedafterhisass
Whoops, spawned a new nickname to add to the Jun list. Hot Cakes. Tell me you don't see that man answering to that name. I see it. ;]
Ah and Ohno... what would Ohno be, my take home dinner knowledge is fading fast... You know what... the Mighty Ohno is too awesome to be a take home dinner. He's too delicious, instead he'd be Lunchables. Ohnoable... *dirty again xD*
Oh.. the things you can match Arashi up with.

And now... I leave you with this.
WHICH  I made. Only because I love him so much xD


HOW FREAKIN PERFECT IS THAT!
We should um.... start these :] *will post on boards now*

LUV YOUUUUU <3

JESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS here :] FINAL BEAM

Here's a couple things about me.
First: I hate squid. Don't bring it near me, don't show it to me, don't mention it. That shit is nasty and I don't care who likes it because nothing with floaty eyes and a beak should be living in the ocean like a million leagues deep, it should be still in God's brain bc he shouldn't have made it. yuck...

Second: I am and always will be in deep deep whole-hearted love with this man.

Embrace it.
Boom I got your boyfriend! I GOT YOUR MAN!

Third: Sho should have been first, but at that moment, I was feeling a little too much hate for squid. Not sure why. BUT, I am part of the Aibaka boards. thatgirlnamedJESS. HOLLA. ;]
Fourth: Talk to me :] I never run out of anything to talk about, whether you like it or not. I'll always try to make you laugh, or at least not hate my guts XD I'm pretty sure we'll be friends though :]
Fifth: I rep. New Jersey. The two places I love most in this world, are Japan and New Jersey. New York is always a happy medium.. but not really ;] I would give anything to be in Japan at this very moment.

I should get around to posting my rememberance of baby in New York... I'll get around to that.

ALSO! Quick reminder. I refer to the boys as many things, though Jun seems to have the msot nicknames for me. Junbug, Junbaby, JunJun, Junbean, Junbunny, Matsuman, Frizz (it's a new one...idk why.. it has nothing to do with his hair, honestly)